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Experiment 66: Total Fiscal Irresponsibility.

The hypothesis? That we could lower prices so much it would physically hurt our bottom line. The result? Success. It hurts a lot.

The owl is manic, the prices are broken, and the inventory below is priced so low it’s technically considered charity. We’re trying to fix the machine, but until we do, the discount loops are permanent. Take advantage of our incompetence. Start adding to cart.